November 6, 2013

My kind of party

A Wisconsin man was arrested early today after zapping his wife with a stun gun after winning a bet with her on last night’s "Monday Night Football" contest, police report.
Bwahahaha!

In case you were wondering, yes, your suspicions are correct:
Police noted that Nicole and John each consented to Breathalyzer tests. Nicole’s blood alcohol level, .155, was nearly twice the .08 legal limit, while John’s was a bit lower, at .137.
The fact that these idiots did their betting and paying up (read: tasing) in a public place just adds to the hilarity of the situation.  Who was the party pooper that called the cops?

The police report noted that there is video evidence:
While Nicole told cops that she had not agreed to the tasing, a cell phone video reviewed by officers showed that she was “standing still with her arms up and the male subject applies the Taser to her. In the video, Ms. Grant is seen laughing and it seemed apparent that Ms. Grant had consented.”

Hope the video makes it to YouTube soon.

In the end, John was arrested for illegally possessing the taser device, which happened to be illegal in Wisconsin.  He was not arrested for public drunkenness,  disorderly conduct, assault, domestic violence, or anything else directly related to goosing his wife on the ass with 50kV.

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