October 25, 2013

Silent but not deadly

I am not much of an early shopper, but I think I have the men in my family covered for Christmas - and it is only October!
Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
Don't you love it when companies make up important sounding names to describe some 'technology' they came up with.  Zorflex?  Really?

The company is British, but with all the probiotic yogurt in the USA (loaded with Bifidus Regularis!), Americans are snapping up the magical underwear:
"Americans are making up the majority of our sales at the moment," Shreddies spokeswoman Ianthe Betts-Clarke told The Huffington Post.
Since word about the odor-neutralizing Shreddies passed through the Internet a few days ago, the company has experienced a 400 percent increase in orders over all, Betts-Clarke estimated.
Now all we need is sound dampening underwear to make life with gassy people tolerable.

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