June 17, 2013


Before jetting off to Ireland for a trip that serves as a prelude to his later-in-the-month Africa trip that will cost the taxpayers a bazillion dollars and untold amounts of humiliation, Blowie took the time to squeeze in a round of golf.

That makes 17 rounds this year, 128 since he became Grand Poobah.

While the leader of our nation jets around the world, the governor of my state visits the coasts and records commercials meant to entice businesses to move to Texas.  It seems to be working.  I am not particularly looking forward to an influx of left-coasties, but will offer up this handy translation guide for those moving to our great state:

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