April 1, 2013

Favorite April Fool's Day Email

This was in my inbox:

Click Here for the New Ammo

New from Lucky Gunner and Tacnition!

New Depleted Uranium Rounds Specialize in Taking Down Drones!

Listen up Lucky Gunners - We're thrilled to introduce you to the latest product to hit the virtual shelves of LuckyGunner.com - 12 gauge loads especially made to take down the unwanted survieillance associated with Big Brother's drones!

These new 1 3/8 oz. loads are capable of slinging pellets made of depleted uranium up to 1 kilometer straight up into the air. We've exclusively partnered with Tacnition to get these rounds, which feature the latest in technology.

Be sure to give them a look and ensure your ammo stache at home has a least a few dozen of these rounds before you're not able to make the purchase without someone looking over your shoulder as you order!
And, the further description on their website was just as entertaining: 
Big Brother is watching, and with modern technology, if Big Brother can see it, he can turn it into a giant smoking crater with just the press of a button. Even your secret remote wilderness bunker is no match for today’s military drones. In partnership with Tacnition Ammo, Lucky Gunner is happy to introduce a new way for you to fight back against the All Seeing Eye with our new anti-drone shotgun loads.

Years of research and development have gone into these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones. At minimum, the force of impact will disable navigation systems, but in over 60% of our field tests, the drones were incapable of remaining airborne after contact with our Anti-Drone Loads.

1 comment:

kerrcarto said...

I would just shoot them the bird. For now....