In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news:"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, the young woman stared at the mystic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
January 2, 2013
Ever have one of those days when everything unexpected happens at once? On the downhill slide of one of those. So, here is a joke that alludes to the thorn in my side:
Cracked open by Harper at 4:47 PM