November 28, 2012

Texas Christmas Shopping episode 1

The enws is awash with the current price of the items detailed in "The Twelve Days of Christmas".  Thanks to our shitty economy and Obama's policies (c'mon, he's been playing the blame game for four years), the price to purchase the "Twelve Days" items this year would be $107,300.  And it is mostly crap that no one wants, anyway.

For about $250, you can get the 'Call of Duty Experience' at my local range, along with an all day range pass.  This fun day at the range includes the opportunity to shoot:
AR15 - M4 Carbine
Fire 10 rounds from the rifle used by the US military to protect our freedom around the world and by SWAT/Tactical Police units across the country!

The rifle is also equipped with a state of the art Trijicon
ACOG battle sight!
Experience the thrill of shooting 10 rounds of ammunition through what is officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova, or Kalashnikov, an "AK", or in Russian slang, Kalash!

More AK-type rifles have been produced than all other assault rifles combined.

This rifle is equipped with a
Meprolight M21 battle sight, the preferred sighting system of the Israeli army!
UZI 9mm Semi-Auto
A name that is recognized by almost everyone, it is a family of Israeli open bolt, blowback-operated weapons. The Uzi has found use as a personal defense weapon by rear-echelon troops, officers, artillery troops and tankers, as well as a frontline weapon by elite light infantry assault forces.

From the 1960s through the 1980s, Uzi submachine guns were sold to more military and police markets than any other submachine gun ever made. This may be your only chance to personally fire 10 rounds though a firearms legend!
Desert Eagle XIX .50 Action Express
Fire three rounds, all most people can handle, through this icon! This amazingly powerful handgun uses a gas-operated mechanism normally found in rifles, as opposed to the short recoil or blow-back designs most commonly seen in semi-automatic pistols.

The .50 AE is one of the most powerful pistol cartridges in production! Few people can make the claim of actually firing one of these amazing pieces of engineering. You will be in a very small group of elite sportsmen!
Beretta M9A1
The M9 is a short recoil, semi-automatic pistol which uses a 15-round staggered box magazine with a reversible magazine release button that can be positioned for either right- or left-handed shooters. The M9A1 is chambered in the standard NATO 9X19mm, or sometimes known as the 9mm Parabellum or 9mm Luger.
Doesn't that sound like a fun gift for the guy or gal who has everything but a Desert Eagle and an UZI?

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