September 19, 2012

Not how we do it in Texas

A select group of people in this world have been exposed to a certain great Hill Country story teller's tale of stump broke animals and the services they provide.  I will not elaborate - this ain't Penthouse Forum.

Down in Florida, they go one better, apparently.  First, they have a fancy name for it: zoophilia.  Second, they use miniature animals, thereby removing the need for a stump.
A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.
Carlos Romero, 31, was collared yesterday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal.
Investigators report that a witness last month spotted Romero, pictured in the mug shot at right, “up against the rear of the donkey” apparently having sex with the animal.
You can hit that police report link for the dirty details.

I guess the only positive to take away from the story is that while the rest of us have been taking it from behind from a bunch of donkeys, this guy in Florida was returning the favor.

1 comment:

CharlieDelta said...

It's people like this that need to experience that little thing we have called Capital Punishment.

If you think that's a little too harsh, how about castration and then deportation?

I would be okay with either option, because this little freak is just going to get a slap on his faggoty little wrists. A misdemeanor?

Cut off his nuts, give him a ride on Ol' Sparky, and then ship his charred body back to the 3rd world shithole (Cuba) he came from.