January 13, 2012

Mind the stampede to the tattoo studio

A 21-year-old Iranian man now suffers from a permanent erection after getting a tattoo on his penis, according to a report of his case.
Is 'suffers' really the appropriate verb in this case?

I have never given a moment's thought to piercing, clamping, tattooing or otherwise mutilating any sensitive body tissue.  The attraction escapes me. 

Stand by as the thundering herds begin their respective stampedes; the doctors who truly care about humankind and advise against penis tattooing, the pharmaceutical companies that make Cialis, Levitra, Viagra and the rest - as a permanent erection without chemical help is not to be tolerated and all of the idiotic men that find the idea of a permanent erection too good to pass up.

2 comments:

CenTexTim said...

I prefer the old-fashioned method - two popsicle sticks and a rubber band.

CharlieDelta said...

Any guy that finds the idea of a permanent hardon desirable is one or more of the following:

1.) A prepubescent
2.) A virgin
3.) An idiot
4.) A guy who's never experienced waking up with a billyclub, or "that one", that just wouldn't go away.

There are more possibilities, but you get the idea. Guys, you know what I'm talking about. The morning wood can be the worst; even when there's a girl with you to help it down. It just gets uncomfortable after a while.

Oh, and there is a misnomer out there regarding Viagra and those prescriptions like it. I know because I tried Viagra once. Not because I have problems but because I was curious about it. My girlfriend at the time was too, so I bought one from a friend of mine who sells them for $10/ea. When the blood started flowing, I thought I was going to have to call in sick to work and lay in bed with the blinds closed and a bag of ice on my junk for the next 12 hours. But it doesn't work that way; or at least it didn't for me. It only does what it's supposed to do when the 'mental' arousal is there. The stuff that's in those pills will be effective for 12 hours, not that you will have a third leg for 12 hours.

Thank God!