December 2, 2011

Not worth the wait. Seriously.

I'm not exactly sure how it works these days.  When I was a young(er) girl, there was many a discussion, with best friends and in groups at slumber parties.  There were Judy Bloom novels.  Movies.  Practicing on the back of your hand.  After school specials.  The dark corner at the skating rink.  Older kids to watch.

Regardless, I think most of us had some general idea of the mechanics and some plan for a signature style, the first time we embarked on some serious smooching.

Fox News is running a story about those with their knickers in a twist over the portrayal of virgins, and, in the trailer, a couple who has never even kissed, in a new TLC show.  I don't give a damn about what any 'expert' says, this is 'reality' television, all the players left their ethics and right to complain at the door when they signed the production contract.

What this trailer for the new TLC show 'Virgin Diaries' is, is gag inducing, wet your pants funny.  You might not know whether to laugh or puke, but you won't be able to turn away.  Train wreck syndrome fixation.

Love her or hate her, Ellen's commentary is funny and spot on.  Eye bleach not provided, Class IV Beverage Alert:

1 comment:

CenTexTim said...

They look like they're eating corn on the cob ... or maybe trying to steal chewing gum out of the other person's mouth.

I can only imagine what happens later that night, when they try to insert Tab A into Slot B...