November 28, 2011

FOD - Koffler edition

Today's FOD post exclusively sourced from the immense and unparalleled Keith Koffler's White House Dossier.

Mr. Koffler notes that while Black Friday shoppers were out pepper spraying, being left for dead and shooting each other, Blowie managed to squeeze in his 30th golf round of the year (88th of his presidency).

Blowie followed up golf day with a Saturday schedule of playing hoops, then hopping on a helicopter to go watch a college hoops game.  Because there is nothing to cleanse the mental palette of its economic worries like some b-ball with people who don't dare foul you.

And, while many news outlets caught the omission of any mention of God in Blowie's Thanksgiving address, Koffler points out this embarrassing gaffe:
During his videotaped Thanksgiving address, President Obama proclaimed himself “commander and chief.” Take a look. Start at 2:36 on the tape if you want to skip forward to it.



And chief of what? Chief of Protocol?
Think you might be hearing it wrong? From the official White House transcript: “So today, I’m thankful to serve as your President and Commander-and-Chief.”
Ugh.  And while we are on the subject of Thanksgiving, Koffler provides a comment-free (but Lordy, count the fat and calories) list of what the Obamas feel is a healthy Thanksgiving dinner. 
Okay, I resisted the temptation to do one of those posts about how Michelle talks health eating and practices otherwise. I mean, it is Thanksgiving.
Here’s what they had.
Turkey, ham, cornbread stuffing, oyster stuffing, greens, macaroni and cheese, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole and dinner rolls. Dessert selections include banana cream pie, pumpkin pie, apple pie, sweet potato pie, huckleberry pie and cherry pie.
The Wookie should eat her macaroni and cheese with a side of crow.

2 comments:

kerrcarto said...

I can't wait for either Newt or Cain to debate this assclown. Lincoln-Douglas style. Obozo will go down in flames.

CharlieDelta said...

I can't even watch this asshole anymore. The sight of his face and the sound of his voice sends my blood pressure through the roof. I've had a couple comments recently about "all the salt" in my beard, and I would attribute that directly to the magic nigger in chief and his goose-steppin' minions...