August 29, 2011


Long lost Uncle Omar has been found!  Blowie is having the White House chef prepare a special cake to take for the happy reunion.
BARACK Obama's long-lost "Uncle Omar" has been arrested for alleged drink-driving outside Boston and detained as an illegal immigrant, The Times can reveal.

The arrest ends a mystery over the fate of a relative that the US President wrote in his memoir had moved to America from Kenya in the 1960s, although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.
Official records say Onyango Obama, 67, was picked up outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham, Massachusetts, at 7.10pm on August 24. Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4x4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him. A report filed with the Framingham District Court said that a breathalyser at the police station registered his blood alcohol at 0.14mg/100ml of blood, above the state limit of 0.08mg.

The Chicken Bone Saloon?  You can take the Obama out of Kenya, but you can't take the Kenya out of the Obama...

Blowie continues to find back door methods for illegal immigrants to stay in our country.  The article reports that the same lawyer who worked as a front for the White House to get asylum for illegal represented Aunt Zeituni Onyango has been retained for Uncle O.

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CenTexTim said...

And the story is largely ignored by the lapdogs that some people laughingly call the American press.

Wanna bet this worthless criminal doesn't get exported either?

InsomniacSeeker said...

The Chicken Bone Saloon? In Mass-a-two-shits? That's just perfect. I also don't think he'll get exported either...he's not one of those harmful illegals, you know.

CharlieDelta said...

How in the hell do they get "Omar" out of "Onyango"? Are they perhaps trying to make him sound a little more Americanized, or a lot less Kenyanized? I say ship his (0.14)drunk ass back to the mud huts of Kenya AFTER he pays his DUI fines and does about 160 hours of community service picking up trash and roadkill on the sides of the road.

Just an observation here, but he was acting like a drunk fool with a measley 0.14? Really? That's like 3 beers. What a pu**y! Everyone knows that drunk driving ILLEGALS always have a minimum of a 0.20-0.23 and have at least 1 manslaughter charge under their belts after 2-3 prior DUI's. Yet another EPIC Obama FAIL!

Oh, and I can't make out what's on the right side of the picture circled in red? Any help?

CenTexTim said...


Obama's uncle, despite being an illegal alien, has a VALID social security number and driver's license.

-- Ted Kennedy (D-HELL) smiles.

-- Teddy just recently made it to two years without a drink. Congrats Teddy!

Harper said...

Hey CD, the red circle on the right is around the suggested donation amounts for a fund raising dinner. The 'help me pass the DREAM act' ad on the left ultimately led to the campaign donation page on the right. From another group that is starting to see the light about their Messiah.

CharlieDelta said...

Ah okay. Thanks Harper. As much as I squinted I couldn't make out the right side of the pic.

What a douche!